How long is my order going to take to ship?

Take a deep breath. Your notebooks haven’t ghosted you — they’re just making their way through our production and shipping process. Here’s what’s going on behind the scenes.

Every order is made just for you

We don’t keep stacks of pre-printed notebooks lying around. Every WTF Notebook is printed, bound, and packed after you order it.

Production takes 2–5 business days (Monday to Friday, excluding holidays).

That’s the part where we work our magic. Order confirmations are sent automagically after you place your order. Didn’t get one? Check your spam or junk folder — or search your inbox for “WTF Notebooks.” That usually does the trick.

After production, we ship

After production, your notebooks ship from our production facility near Salt lake City, Utah. Delivery times depend on the shipping method you chose at checkout:

Contiguous  USA
  • DHL BPM Expedited: 5-8 business days.
  • FedEx Ground: 3–5 business days.
  • USPS Priority: 1–3 business days.
  • FedEx Express: 1–3 business days.
Alaska and Hawaii
  • USPS Priority: 1–3 business days.

You’ll get a tracking email once your order ships

As soon as your notebooks leave the building, you’ll get an email with tracking info. Didn’t get one? Check your spam or junk folder — or search your inbox for “WTF Notebooks.”

If it feels like your order is taking forever, here’s a quick self-check:

  • If it’s been less than 5 business days: Your order is likely still in production. We can't speed this process up, there are other orders in the line.
  • If it’s been more than 5 days and you haven’t received tracking: Your order may be done, but hasn’t been scanned by the carrier yet.
  • If you have tracking but it hasn’t updated: Sometimes shipping carriers take a break from being useful. Wait 48 hours, then let us know.

Still feeling ghosted?

Contact us using the form below with your order number. We’ll look into it and get you answers — no robots, no corporate runaround, just a real human who gives a damn.

TL;DR:

  • Production = 2–5 business days.
  • Shipping = 1–14 business days, depending on the option you picked and how far from Utah you are.
  • You’ll get a tracking number by email once it ships.
  • Contact us if your notebooks are missing or your patience is running on empty.

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